tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

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“You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.”

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freethedivergent:

larryrickardfan:

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

oh my god

caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE

I just lost it.

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stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

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veganfart:

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

my spirit animal

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flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

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infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

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earthgirldonna:

theoncomingdominatrix:

In my head this totally probes my headcannon. If River is half-Time Lord and had the ability to regenerate, wouldn’t Donna have the ability to regenerate as well? Then it finally hit me. 

Amy IS Donna
Donna regenerated into a seven year old ginger girl (this is also my theory of why the Doctor is still not ginger… Donna/Amy stole it). Donna’s regeneration power protected her brain by resetting it, so her brain wouldn’t explode if she heard of the Doctor. This explains how Amy didn’t know about the Daleks or anything else. However, protecting her mind used up all her regeneration power. This is also the reason Amy’s mind is so powerful. For example, she was able to imagine the Doctor back to life.
Now if Donna’s brain is wiped, how did she get to be Amy? Well when she was found with absolutely no idea of who she was and a Scottish accent, the authorities told her her name was Amelia Pond and that her parents died, and that she now lived with her aunt, who in real life was he adoptive mother. This and her mind is why her “parents” look so different from her. She imagined them to look that way, based off what she thought her parents should look like and her “aunt.”

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largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

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arthurdrvill:

Doctor Who Meme | Eight Planets/Times → [3/8]

↳ New Earth

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welshmullet:

Can I get a snow globe of this?

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